Early adopter, Late bloomer

Bleeker or Lloyd Dobler … .hmmm, truly a difficult choice. I’ll have to commit some...

Jul 2nd

Haven’t signed up for @photojojo’s Time Capsule yet? Why not? It’s awesome. I love...

Jul 2nd

I know @mattly kicks a kitten every time you use Twitter for contests, but I’m at peace with...

Jul 2nd

Thanks @MississippiStud for the tix to @russellstafford’s live recording show tomorrow....

Jul 2nd

less comforted by Wee Savage’s sun protection when I see it removes paint from her desk chair....

Jul 1st

flying to PK gives me useful geography lessons. Did YOU know Atlanta was on the way to Kansas City?...

Jul 1st

Pure possum magic this weekend equals exhaustion by 9pm. I should start setting out my pills b4...

Jun 30th

my irrational fears about Teen traveling to Honduras this summer seem somewhat not irrational....

Jun 30th

I’m a sucker for all things Disney, so I think I’ll check this out with Wee Savage July...

Jun 30th

ordered Thai with @Earbasher and they mixed spice requests up. On a 1-5 scale, 3 is making me cry...

Jun 30th

thought I was safe taking one Benadryl for these allergies. Finding it very hard to stay awake and...

Jun 30th

PTFO at 9 pm shameful or evolved bliss? I choose bliss. It’s my multiple choice, rhetoric...

Jun 29th

the frequency of Cake lyrics in my Twitter stream makes me know I follow the right people.

Jun 27th

Leverage on Broadway http://flic.kr/p/6zLtY1

Jun 27th

the last 2 days we’ve had a guy outside @entp screaming, pissed at the world. I think someone...

Jun 26th

see loads of bitching about iPhone dev process, but little about best testing practices to make sure...

Jun 26th

seems like vital info since Apple controls submission process w/an iron fist. If it’s not...

Jun 26th

RT: @Orbitz is giving away a free airline ticket today! http://bit.ly/bVSuU They better pick me, I...

Jun 25th

baby Jesus cries, puppies are kicked and other Bad Things™ happen when my staging server’s are...

Jun 25th

just between us, my inner, angsty pre-teen responds more strongly than I’d like to Peter...

Jun 25th

really wanted to see @matisyahu at special @MississippiStud show but no tix, do get to see...

Jun 24th

great music @WHITE_RABBITS! They are playing at Doug Fir tonight and I’m just sorry I...

Jun 24th

I know where I’ll be Sundays this summer—http://bit.ly/LdXQa I didn’t need more reasons...

Jun 24th

subconsciously preparing to be a diner cook—hot turkey and cheese sandwiches last night and BLT (A...

Jun 24th

I missed the shoe part on first viewing. So much subtlety on repeat inspection—http://bit.ly/fVecB

Jun 23rd

Yeah I do think it’s fookin’ stupid for you to practice throwing knives next to the...

Jun 22nd

messing w/PHP script. It’s so hard to read after dealing w/Rails code for the last year. YMMV...

Jun 22nd

bought a family swim pass today against my better judgement that the sun will never shine in PDX...

Jun 22nd

OH: “She’d have blown the bishop for that.” Love the bier garden conversations.

Jun 22nd

living in SE PDX has made me soft. I no longer have what it takes be a NE PDX uber mom. Those chicks...

Jun 20th

sometimes I wonder if teaching kids “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle” is just creating a...

Jun 20th

very grateful now for that roadside assistance I almost got rid of last month. Stupid dead battery!

Jun 20th

sometimes I miss using ya’ll as liberally as I did when I lived in Texas. It just...

Jun 20th

street value of @mattly’s avocado haul at least a C-note. Now if only we could get a mule to...

Jun 19th

not sure why @SouthwestAir is such a tease, but the specials they send me never end up being very...

Jun 19th

Ugh, I feel like I have a sunburn from sitting in front of this computer. So much heat coming off...

Jun 18th

my neighbors delude themselves their dog can be off leash, but whenever she’s outside w/them...

Jun 18th

4 hours sleep + thai food = food coma by 6pm but nom nom nom totally worth it.

Jun 18th

need partial 3rd nose to mediate freshness status laundry. @nepenthee & I at odds on the...

Jun 16th

Me, to no one in particular: How does the tub get *this* dirty? WS: It’s our filth that gets...

Jun 16th

Wee Savage has determined the laundry “smells really fresh”. Betrayal at every turn....

Jun 16th

If I didn’t feel I needed to pre-clean before I had a cleaning company come in, I’d...

Jun 16th

WTF Chase Bank! Charge me $6 to cash your banking customer’s check in your bank branch. Srsly...

Jun 16th

BTW know this is common practice for banks but Washington Mutual didn’t do it. Guess that $6...

Jun 16th

wonder if daily pimpage for iPhone thins the herd of marketers or people I truly like. I guess once...

Jun 16th

Ahh, Sandy Beaches is in town now and all is right with the world. She’s so much fun and makes...

Jun 15th

want to stay awake and code but weekend kicked my ass. Too many tini’s and not enough sleep....

Jun 15th

I bet I could take awesome pictures wherever I went with a new iPhone. #squarespace

Jun 15th

I’d have spent more time at the arcade if they’d had this http://flic.kr/p/6wfTjd

Jun 14th

Savage noggins grow fast and need protection! Time for $5 helmets from LHS, volunteers fit the...

Jun 13th

Ha @godfoca I failed to read the fine print and didn’t realize I had to do it EVERY DAY....

Jun 13th

my hair is way too symetrical to be at this dance club. Need some sort of bob or wedge or product...

Jun 13th

Bar protip-if you aren’t ordering a drink move your ass. There is no buddy system at the bar....

Jun 13th

My back suffered no cracks after this. http://flic.kr/p/6vWXbi

Jun 13th

My back suffered no cracks after this. - http://snaptweet.com/3ab67

Jun 13th

amazed at the spectacular ways I screw up my git projects. Completely lost all my design work trying...

Jun 13th

YIPPEE! All is not lost! I did have enough sense to save my stylesheet if not my views. I promise to...

Jun 13th

Leverage on 2nd? http://flic.kr/p/6vUtqJ

Jun 12th

Leverage on 2nd? - http://snaptweet.com/fd24b

Jun 12th

neighbors screening Night at the Museum on side of their garage, found Wee Savage watching from her...

Jun 11th

laughed and told her she could watch but as soon as it was over she had to go to sleep. I’m...

Jun 11th

haven’t been able to find my glasses all day. No idea where they are and can’t find them...

Jun 9th

I respect the people and work of @squarespace too much to do something as base as tweet for an...

Jun 8th

This actually pretty funny, wonder how they get the word cloud at...

Jun 8th

temp dropped, sky is greenish, wind is out of control. This midwestern girl knows tornados...

Jun 5th

was hoping for a last minute financial reprieve to attend @pitchforks but my car must have overheard...

Jun 5th

20 degree temp drop in less than 20 minutes. I’m impressed Mother Nature, you’ve got...

Jun 5th

geeking out with @nepenthee over the weather. Love the smell of the rain and you don’t often...

Jun 5th

when @SokolBlosser heads to the depths of the winery you know we’ve got a serious storm....

Jun 5th

each year I try to go to www.plateandpitchfork.com and never make it. This year doesn’t look...

Jun 2nd

Nice job of pairing appropriate advertising with your movies @hulu. Kids watching Anastasia are the...

Jun 1st

laughing at metrosexuals who bring their kids to wading fountain, then squeal “Don’t get...

Jun 1st

srsly considering a membership to Portland Chinese Garden as alternate workspace if the weather...

Jun 1st